Smoke Signal Gifts

No Smoking.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

"We've come here to smoke."

Factory Pollution.

'You rang?'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

Pipe Dream

ECO gallery

Warning.

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'I saw your smoke signal.'

"Those stories, plus Andy Rooney."

The cost of smoking

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

'Hmm...maybe should sell stock before bottom drop out.'

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

'Either my wide is making supper of Custer's coming.'

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

"There's no need to shout!"

'Doctor Leaping Leopard's prescriptions are always impossible to read!'

No You Hang Up