Smoke Signal Communicator Gifts

'I've been playing smoke-tag all day.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

No Smoking.

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

Factory Pollution.

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

"We've come here to smoke."

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'You rang?'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

Pipe Dream

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

ECO gallery

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

'Either my wide is making supper of Custer's coming.'

"There's no need to shout!"

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

'I saw your smoke signal.'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"Those stories, plus Andy Rooney."

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

The cost of smoking

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"