Smoke Signal Sender Gifts

'Isn't it wonderful? - every time Dad cooks, he makes smoke signals!'

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

A trumpet player using his horn as a pipe during a concert.

Blackened Fish: BBQ until the smoke detectors inside the house go off.

'It's hard to get a message out from here. I've only got one log.'

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'I think he's spent too much time in the city.'

'I saw your smoke signal.'

Age limit for cigarettes.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

Factory Pollution.

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

'You rang?'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

"We've come here to smoke."

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

ECO gallery

Pipe Dream

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

The cost of smoking