Smoke Signal Sender T-Shirts

'Isn't it wonderful? - every time Dad cooks, he makes smoke signals!'

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

A trumpet player using his horn as a pipe during a concert.

Blackened Fish: BBQ until the smoke detectors inside the house go off.

'It's hard to get a message out from here. I've only got one log.'

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'I think he's spent too much time in the city.'

'I saw your smoke signal.'

Age limit for cigarettes.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

Factory Pollution.

"We've come here to smoke."

'You rang?'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

Pipe Dream

ECO gallery

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

The cost of smoking

"There's no need to shout!"

'Either my wide is making supper of Custer's coming.'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'