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Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'MY mother used to use a smoke detector as a meal-timer too!'

'Better lay an extra place for the fireman, dear!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

Factory Pollution.

'You rang?'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

"We've come here to smoke."

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Pipe Dream

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

"There's no need to shout!"

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

'I saw your smoke signal.'

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

'Hmm...maybe should sell stock before bottom drop out.'

"Those stories, plus Andy Rooney."