Smoke Signal Chef Pillows

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'MY mother used to use a smoke detector as a meal-timer too!'

'Better lay an extra place for the fireman, dear!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'You rang?'

Factory Pollution.

"We've come here to smoke."

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

ECO gallery

Pipe Dream

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

The cost of smoking

"Those stories, plus Andy Rooney."

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"There's no need to shout!"

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

'I saw your smoke signal.'

'Either my wide is making supper of Custer's coming.'