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"Ironically, Damnation is now smoke-free."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

"We've come here to smoke."

Factory Pollution.

'You rang?'

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

Pipe Dream

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'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

"Those stories, plus Andy Rooney."

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

'Hmm...maybe should sell stock before bottom drop out.'

'Doctor Leaping Leopard's prescriptions are always impossible to read!'

'I saw your smoke signal.'

'Either my wide is making supper of Custer's coming.'

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."