Smoke Signal Seekers Gifts

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'You rang?'

"We've come here to smoke."

"You must cut down on your smoking."

Danger. No phone signal beyond this point

ECO gallery

Heavenly internet connection

Pipe Dream

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'