Smoke Signal Enthusiasts Gifts

Smoking/Non Smoking Islands.

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

The Crow Tribe Are Showing Off Again.

"Uh-oh...Today the ghosts are not happy!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

No Smoking.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

Vaping cigarette

'You rang?'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

"We've come here to smoke."

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

ECO gallery

'I had a great holiday, what do you think of the suntan?'

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

Pipe Dream

'Mind if I smoke here, too?'

"Will you stop smoking in bed! Our money is in our mattress!"