Smoke Signal Experts Gifts

'I always was a bit concerned about the health risks of second-hand smoke.'

'Red Indian blood.' 'Smoke signals.' Food burning.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

Factory Pollution.

'You rang?'

"We've come here to smoke."

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

ECO gallery

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

Pipe Dream

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'Doctor Leaping Leopard's prescriptions are always impossible to read!'

"There's no need to shout!"

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

No You Hang Up

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

'Those dang telemarketers have a knack for knowing exactly when we're sitting down for dinner don't they?'

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

'Hmm...maybe should sell stock before bottom drop out.'