Smoke Signal Interpreters Gifts

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

No Smoking.

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

'You rang?'

Factory Pollution.

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

"We've come here to smoke."

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

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Warning.

Pipe Dream

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'Hmm...maybe should sell stock before bottom drop out.'

"There's no need to shout!"

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

'Doctor Leaping Leopard's prescriptions are always impossible to read!'

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"Ironically, Damnation is now smoke-free."

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

'Either my wide is making supper of Custer's coming.'

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

'Those dang telemarketers have a knack for knowing exactly when we're sitting down for dinner don't they?'

"Those stories, plus Andy Rooney."

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

The cost of smoking

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."