Smoke Signal Decoder Gifts

This crisis!

"Those stories, plus Andy Rooney."

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

'Either my wide is making supper of Custer's coming.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

'You rang?'

"We've come here to smoke."

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

Factory Pollution.

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Pipe Dream

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'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

Warning.

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

'Doctor Leaping Leopard's prescriptions are always impossible to read!'

No You Hang Up

'I saw your smoke signal.'

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

'Hmm...maybe should sell stock before bottom drop out.'