Smoke Signal Analyst Gifts

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

"We've come here to smoke."

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'You rang?'

Factory Pollution.

ECO gallery

Warning.

FYI, he's staring at your crotch again.

Pipe Dream

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

The cost of smoking

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

'Those dang telemarketers have a knack for knowing exactly when we're sitting down for dinner don't they?'

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"There's no need to shout!"

"Those stories, plus Andy Rooney."

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

'Doctor Leaping Leopard's prescriptions are always impossible to read!'

'Hmm...maybe should sell stock before bottom drop out.'

'Either my wide is making supper of Custer's coming.'

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'