Smoke Signal Master Gifts

'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

Factory Pollution.

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

"We've come here to smoke."

'You rang?'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

ECO gallery

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

Peace pipe or non?

Pipe Dream

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

'Hmm...maybe should sell stock before bottom drop out.'

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

'I saw your smoke signal.'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

No You Hang Up

'Doctor Leaping Leopard's prescriptions are always impossible to read!'

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"