Smoke Signalers Mugs

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

Smoker on window ledge sees a plan with banner reading 'No Smoking!'

"Just for your information - this is a heat-seeking missile!"

'Harlow, perhaps you should go back to SMOKING!'

'He started smoking again because he misplaced the remote control!'

'I prefer these imported cigarettes - they don't have a health warning.'

The End...

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'You rang?'

"We've come here to smoke."

Factory Pollution.

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

Pipe Dream

Warning.

ECO gallery

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"There's no need to shout!"

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

Smoke Signals

The cost of smoking

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

No You Hang Up