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'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

'You rang?'

"We've come here to smoke."

Factory Pollution.

Canadian wildfires

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Warning.

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

The cost of smoking

'Doctor Leaping Leopard's prescriptions are always impossible to read!'

"There's no need to shout!"

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

'Hmm...maybe should sell stock before bottom drop out.'

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'I always was a bit concerned about the health risks of second-hand smoke.'

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'