Smoke Ring Specialist Pillows

Man with one tooth blowing smoke rings.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

Alpine Pipe

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

"We've come here to smoke."

'You rang?'

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

ECO gallery

Peace pipe or non?

'Push the smoked turkey, the smoked ham, the smoked salmon...'

'Do you think we should tell him that it takes more than a Churchillian cigar to make him inspirational'

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

"There's no need to shout!"

Obama and Cuba

One Novel Pony

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

'Strong bit of cheese that.'

'Three hearts.'

'Now, cut that out!'

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"