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George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

"God I miss the good old days when you could huff and puff anywhere you damn well pleased."

Smoke from sheep's pipe is like fluffy wool

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

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"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"What?!"

Remote control car breakdown.

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

Alpine Pipe

Vaping cigarette

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Nature is not perfect

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

The Farmer's Return.

'He has a great left hook,'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'