Smoke Ring Enthusiast Gifts

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

"God I miss the good old days when you could huff and puff anywhere you damn well pleased."

Smoke from sheep's pipe is like fluffy wool

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'I'm an atheist!'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"What?!"

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Remote control car breakdown.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Alpine Pipe

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

Vaping cigarette

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Mashed potatoes...

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

The Farmer's Return.

Nature is not perfect