Smoke Artist Gifts

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Happy little clouds

'Eno, why don't you do that outside!'

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

'I saw your smoke signal.'

Smoking Woman

Violin Pipe

"Is this the e-cig room?

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Red Arrows Rookies

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

Alpine Pipe

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

Punch has a smoking break.

'There you are - it works!'

Skyscrapers.

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

'Do you think we should tell him that it takes more than a Churchillian cigar to make him inspirational'

'Listen; They're playing our song!'

Global Warming

'Strong bit of cheese that.'

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

'Three hearts.'

'Now, cut that out!'

'Let me know when you feel wonderfully refreshed by the fragrances of botanicals grown in water.'

The Texas Chainsmoker's Mascara.

"You're too young to be smoking!"

"I understand your machine makes O-rings."

'Smoking or non?'

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."