Smoke Symbolist Gifts

Michael Phelps.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

No Smoking.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

Alpine Pipe

Aw, @#$%, just go to business school. EMU. The Practical Muse.

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

'I used to be a pack animal. Lately, I've become a two pack animal.'

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

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Happy little clouds

'Do you think we should tell him that it takes more than a Churchillian cigar to make him inspirational'

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.

"Is this the e-cig room?

"See? Right there - it says bubblegum."

'I saw your smoke signal.'

If they ban smoking in cars...

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

Violin Pipe

'Strong bit of cheese that.'

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

'Three hearts.'