Smoke Lover Gifts

'Smoking or non smoking.' 'Huge cigar and smoke.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Smells good. What is it?'

"At least I don't feel self-conscious here."

Sir Winston Churchill

Bribes for Jabs

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Remote control car breakdown.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"What?!"

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Stop Smoking Program.

Vaping cigarette

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

Nature is not perfect

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Albert Camus

The Farmer's Return.