Smoke Lover Gifts

'Smoking or non smoking.' 'Huge cigar and smoke.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Smells good. What is it?'

"At least I don't feel self-conscious here."

Sir Winston Churchill

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I'm an atheist!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Merry Christmas.

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Remote control car breakdown.

"What?!"

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Stop Smoking Program.

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Vaping cigarette

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Nature is not perfect

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

Mashed potatoes...

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

The Farmer's Return.

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'