Tool Master Gifts

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

How you keep toolbox so organized?

"Loaning me your tool box was not exactly what I had in mind."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Where do I put the batteries?'

A crab with a utility knife claw

The Hammer

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

CLEAR!

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Dentist Training School.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

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