Tool Master T-Shirts

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

"Loaning me your tool box was not exactly what I had in mind."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

The Hammer

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

CLEAR!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Dentist Training School.

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"Everything you need for self-assembly."