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Uh-oh, Bob, you got paste and match! Right hand option, left hand up arrow, right food command, left foot V. Keyboard Shortcuts Twister.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Organization is not rocket science!

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Worker ant's To Do list.

Congratulations on your retirement!

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Early Laptops.'

Monday around 9PM.

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"I think you're becoming a workaholic."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

Beesy schedule.

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

My new boss is a real multitaskmaster!