Tech Trouble Master T-Shirts

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

"I think I found the phone."

The auto-update demons attack-again."

Wrong end of extension cord.

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

Till malfunction

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

'Eiter global warming is accelerating, or my Google map with climate information is malfunctioning.'

Uh-oh, Bob, you got paste and match! Right hand option, left hand up arrow, right food command, left foot V. Keyboard Shortcuts Twister.

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

"Sarge, the computer won't let me retrieve the criminal files."

'Try rebooting.'

Wringing the Monitor

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

"This program really isn't user friendly."

The Importance of Data Backup.

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'You have got a computer worm!'