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'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Careful! He knows computers."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"He said his screen is frozen again."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"No, not that button!"

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!'

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

Error: Out of memory.

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

STRIP Hambone: Horribly wrong