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Calls made to call centres may cause extreme stress and anxiety...

'Computer crashed again, Martin?'

"I can't get this stupid computer to work!"

"First it tells you to create a password so complicated that you can't remember it, and then it locks you out when you forget what it was."

"Your keyboard has filed assault charges against you. Next time you get frustrated with your computer, don't take it on the keyboard."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Computer Room.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Online form - Submit.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Careful! He knows computers."

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"No, not that button!"

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."