Tech Trouble-solvers T-Shirts

'OK, I clicked on the help page. Now - how do I get it to just listen?'

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"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"Camera not working."

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

"I think I found the phone."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

Computer Frustration

The auto-update demons attack-again."

Wrong end of extension cord.

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

Till malfunction

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

Wringing the Monitor

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

'Try rebooting.'