Tech Trouble-solvers Mugs

'OK, I clicked on the help page. Now - how do I get it to just listen?'

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"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'Why not Google it?'

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

"Camera not working."

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

Computer Frustration

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

"I think I found the phone."

The auto-update demons attack-again."

Wrong end of extension cord.

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

Till malfunction

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

Wringing the Monitor