Tech Trouble Master Prints

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

The auto-update demons attack-again."

"I think I found the phone."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

Wrong end of extension cord.

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

Till malfunction

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

'Try rebooting.'

Wringing the Monitor

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

The Importance of Data Backup.

"This program really isn't user friendly."

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'You have got a computer worm!'

"I'll help you with your weak Wi-Fi signal. But the next time you call a super hero, make sure it's a real emergency."