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Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Organization is not rocket science!

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Congratulations on your retirement!

Worker ant's To Do list.

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'Early Laptops.'

Monday around 9PM.

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I think you're becoming a workaholic."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

Beesy schedule.

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

"I'd rather be at the office."

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.