Tag Master Pillows

"The red tag items go on these shelves...and the blue tag items go on those shelves."

"River well stocked this year."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Missing you.

"It's a setup."

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

IRS: April is the cruelest month.

"You were right, Ed, I should have stopped when you said to....now I don't have enough money to pay for this drink!"

Graffiti like

Printing Room

Determined fisherman

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

"Tag...you're it!"

If serving staff wrote the fortune cookies.

'It says, 'Like many of the greats, he was a brilliant self-publicist.'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

A wrecking ball aims for a bullseye target painted on the side of a building.

'Whatever they're hitting we're ready for them.'

"Mom didn't like her nickname 'Uber.'"

Rules of the Wild

'I'm not sure that's a keeper.'

'She's a little sensitive there, isn't she.'