Tangle Master Pillows

Controlling the hose

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

'The meeting ended 20 minutes ago, but we're still trying to untangle our electronics.'

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

Christmas Tree Lights

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

Ok, go back through and twist behind me. Then I think we're done. Your Earbuds While You Sleep.

Trolley Cage

'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'

"Thanks for helping me to put my costume together. I know we had no idea where to start but we did eventually put ' tu and tu' together."

Lets push tentacles he says Lets push tentacles! NOW look at the mess we're in...

"I'm not casting aspersions, but when you started on the bakery counter you only weighed 7 stone."

Start a miracle

"All my wires and cords have banded together to stop me from going wireless!"

"Bless this mess: The beautifully tangled reasons you *still* wear wired headphones"

A yoga man in knots being stretchered to hospital

Gardening.

'She's a little sensitive there, isn't she.'

Master inspecting new horse

"The red tag items go on these shelves...and the blue tag items go on those shelves."

Snooker cue pierces ball.

Lemming Rush Hour.