Tangle Conquerors Pillows

Christmas Tree Lights

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

'The meeting ended 20 minutes ago, but we're still trying to untangle our electronics.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

'What's your fish finder say?'

To-Do List Chaos

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

Raking Leaves/Raking the Front Room.

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

'Would you mind throwing out some of your spare motorcycle parts? I'd like to park my car in the garage.'

"All my wires and cords have banded together to stop me from going wireless!"

Witness the Slap & Tickle School of Negotiation.

Lets push tentacles he says Lets push tentacles! NOW look at the mess we're in...

"Bless this mess: The beautifully tangled reasons you *still* wear wired headphones"

'Let's face it. We have an environmental crisis of our own!'

'First I put some odds and ends in storage, then some furniture, and finally, Edgar.'

Gardening.

'You're in luck,this is the last jumbo spool of fishing line we got.'

'I tried to meet the sales goal but alas! It fought like a mule and it bit like a crocodile!'

Dental Care.

We're Gonna Need More Packing Material

'Looks like the cat's been playing with the telephone cord again.'

Lemming Rush Hour.

"The dentist will see you in just a minute."