Tangle Teaser Pillows

Gardening.

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

The Stripper

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'The meeting ended 20 minutes ago, but we're still trying to untangle our electronics.'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

Christmas Tree Lights

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

'Mom! Betty lou called me a 'TWIRP' 'You are a twirp!'

"All my wires and cords have banded together to stop me from going wireless!"

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'

'HA! Look, Dad! My hair is so thick I've got my comb stuck in it ...again.'

"I could see finding him a cool guy if I wasn't married to him."

Lets push tentacles he says Lets push tentacles! NOW look at the mess we're in...

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

'He's completely wrapped up in himself.'

"My uncle's got a wooden leg..."

Life in cities before towing ordinances were enacted.

'Are you enjoying watching the telly off, on demand?'

Increase your IQ with an 'I'm with Stupid' T-shirt.

"Shh, listen! The sound of my voice."

'Looks like the cat's been playing with the telephone cord again.'

Lemming Rush Hour.

Controlling the hose