Tail Teaser Pillows

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Have you been working out?"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

MUM! I'll take the dog for a walk!

The Stripper

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"And here are today's categories...."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

"Whoops..."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Culturally significant problems solved

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'