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'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Rodin's Thinker.

"Have you been working out?"

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Cat Zoom Meeting

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

MUM! I'll take the dog for a walk!

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

The Stripper

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"And here are today's categories...."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

"Whoops..."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Culturally significant problems solved

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."