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'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Church for sports worshipers.

Bad for you but to die for

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Complementary Beverages

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Avocado Timeline

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

My comfort zone

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Octopi a la mode.

Big Burgers.

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

"Do you know our soup is world renowned?"

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."