Tail Taster Mugs

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Church for sports worshipers.

Bad for you but to die for

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Complementary Beverages

Avocado Timeline

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

My comfort zone

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

Big Burgers.

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"Do you know our soup is world renowned?"

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'