Tentacle Taster Mugs

Octopi a la mode.

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Tension filled the tent.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

My comfort zone

Baby at Christmas Dinner

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

Brew Clubs

Tentacle attacking diver.

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

"Have you tried the David and Goliath cocktail?"

Little Dark Specks

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

This week in tentacles

I've decided to take your advice and try something other than tea. What changed your mind? It occurred to me that if I try something you suggested, I may find that I detest it. I may hate it with every fiber of my being. It may even make me feel sick. AND THEN I'LL GET TO BLAME YOU! Always happy to help. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-12).

Coffee Cartoon - Barista makes tea.

Researchers on the storm in a tea cup project take a welcome coffee break,,,

"I knew I didn't need the Death by Chocolate."

Becky regretted joining SeaHarmony.com

"Come to the dark side."

Lets push tentacles he says Lets push tentacles! NOW look at the mess we're in...

Book Burp

Devils and Angels

Evil Personified $1.00

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

Twisted Peel annoys his doctor with a question about paracetamol.