Tempted Taster Mugs

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Octopi a la mode.

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Baby at Christmas Dinner

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

'We first met here - when I was doing your job.'

"Column A are things they said would kill you ten years ago but are now considered totally good for you. Column B are things they currently think will kill you."

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

'My wife can never resist dessert'

"You're retaining water. Stop eating sponge cake."

"Enough yin. More yang."

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

Evil Personified $1.00

Devils and Angels

"I knew I didn't need the Death by Chocolate."

Book Burp

Ice Cream Cone Ladder

Food Manufacturer Requires Taster

"I told you before! I need a food taster who likes brussel sprouts!"

"Come to the dark side."