Tentacle Tussler Mugs

"What is the problem with you and the octopus!?"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

The Stripper

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Musical Fight

Octopi a la mode.

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Tug the Toggle

Tentacle attacking diver.

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

Man with no username.

This week in tentacles

'Fighting broke out today in Silicon Valley between PC aficionados and Mac owners...'

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"

"How weird is it?"

Lets push tentacles he says Lets push tentacles! NOW look at the mess we're in...

'We don't get many turtles here.'

Stop sneaking up on me like that!

Becky regretted joining SeaHarmony.com

Branson vs Murdoch.

"Living on love is a fallacy, Son! Now, just what can you do for our daughter?!"

Drat! I forgot my password again!

'I had no idea you were upper-middle left tentacled.'

'You don't repeat gossip, do you?' - 'No, she starts it.'

"And once again, our employee of the month is..."

Chimney sweeps.