Techie Tussler Mugs

'Fighting broke out today in Silicon Valley between PC aficionados and Mac owners...'

The Googler

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

Musical Fight

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

Rodin, the surfer.

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

Tug the Toggle

'He's our Spam expert!'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'Ignore the purple stain - that's just my Blackberry going off.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

You were watching tv on your cellphone while driving, and almost hit an old lady. Guilty. No more multitasking. You are no longer allowed to do two things at once. Okay. Or three things! Death of a loophole.

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

Man with no username.

Cloud Storage. Clown Storage

Witch sends Friend Requests to Hansel and Gretel

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"

'Boys the strong arm stuff is over. This is Ronald. Ronald is a hacker.'

"Wagging his tail used to mean he wanted to go for a walk. Now it means he wants to get on the computer."

New! Cell-U-Lite Tellaphone: 'Hmmm! There's something wrong here!'

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

Recalculating

"I just can't seem to turn the Wi-Fi off."

Remote learning

The age of passwords.

"Slow down! You're toasting your Blackberry and talking into a Pop Tart."

Branson vs Murdoch.