Tv Tangle Lover Pillows

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

Trial by Media

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Einsteiners.'

Flyfishing for dummies.

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

TV-Man

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Make your resolutions achievable.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Solar Panel

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"Spoiler alert."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

God with Earth Controller

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Menopause and the City

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Love is when you watch television together.

Remote control wars.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Young Houdini

'Come die with me.'

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

Sick person curled up at home

Reserved Parking