Tangle Tamers Club Pillows

"All my wires and cords have banded together to stop me from going wireless!"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Toys in the DVD Player.

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Crying baby

Mood Swings.

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Happy Tots Day Care.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Quiet Time

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Dad's home

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

'Sorry, Holly!'

When a nanosecond is forever.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"I've got him on vibrate."

'He's been having temper tantrums. Can you recommend a good anger management course?'

"Tough time getting out of the house this morning?"

'Tsk - he will keep throwing things out of the buggy.'

Cr�che Seige

"Because you always do that with your fingers."