Tangled Tackle Champion Pillows

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Football.

Before instant replay.

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'The meeting ended 20 minutes ago, but we're still trying to untangle our electronics.'

'Environmentally friendly sinkers?!' 'Yeah, they're unleaded.'

Christmas Tree Lights

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'Quick! Play dead!'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

"Just the bait, please."

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

The Game Man: And Trying Imitations which look nothing like the real ones.

Fishing Term: Terminal Tackle

"All my wires and cords have banded together to stop me from going wireless!"

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'

"Bless this mess: The beautifully tangled reasons you *still* wear wired headphones"

Lets push tentacles he says Lets push tentacles! NOW look at the mess we're in...

'You're in luck,this is the last jumbo spool of fishing line we got.'

Fishing Terms: Miller's Thumb

"Pound for pound, I'm the most successful hunter I know."