Tech Tangle Warrior Pillows

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Cyberwarfare

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'The meeting ended 20 minutes ago, but we're still trying to untangle our electronics.'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

Christmas Tree Lights

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

Stressed Office Junior

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

You were watching tv on your cellphone while driving, and almost hit an old lady. Guilty. No more multitasking. You are no longer allowed to do two things at once. Okay. Or three things! Death of a loophole.

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

'Your reign of terror is over evil dragon, for I have slain your internet service provider!'

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

Ok, go back through and twist behind me. Then I think we're done. Your Earbuds While You Sleep.

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

'Don't get smart with me!'

"Bless this mess: The beautifully tangled reasons you *still* wear wired headphones"

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

Remote learning

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

Recalculating

"I just can't seem to turn the Wi-Fi off."

Viruses on mobile phones.