Tackle Tackle Champion Pillows

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Input From The Front Office

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

American Football.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Before instant replay.

"You know very well what fish!"

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'Environmentally friendly sinkers?!' 'Yeah, they're unleaded.'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Stop the big guy!

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Quick! Play dead!'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'That was some hit!'

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

"Just the bait, please."

"Sharpen my teeth! I'm a linebacker!"

'I don't suppose he's congratulating him on his performance.'