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Christmas Tree Lights

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

'The meeting ended 20 minutes ago, but we're still trying to untangle our electronics.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

'What's your fish finder say?'

To-Do List Chaos

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

Ok, go back through and twist behind me. Then I think we're done. Your Earbuds While You Sleep.

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

Raking Leaves/Raking the Front Room.

'Would you mind throwing out some of your spare motorcycle parts? I'd like to park my car in the garage.'

"Bless this mess: The beautifully tangled reasons you *still* wear wired headphones"

'Let's face it. We have an environmental crisis of our own!'

Lets push tentacles he says Lets push tentacles! NOW look at the mess we're in...

"All my wires and cords have banded together to stop me from going wireless!"

Witness the Slap & Tickle School of Negotiation.

'First I put some odds and ends in storage, then some furniture, and finally, Edgar.'

'You're in luck,this is the last jumbo spool of fishing line we got.'

Gardening.

'I tried to meet the sales goal but alas! It fought like a mule and it bit like a crocodile!'

We're Gonna Need More Packing Material

Dental Care.

'Looks like the cat's been playing with the telephone cord again.'

Lemming Rush Hour.